Because This Could Happen...

Is this what Forrest Gump's mama meant when she said that life is like a box full of chocolates, because if so, I am frightened. Here is Hogan imagined as pretty much my worst nightmare of what having a kid can be, with the exception of the military guy, who just looks funny...

A Serial Killer

A Porn Star

Military Man

Owner of a Strip Club

A Jonas Brother

That sleazy neighbor from Three's Company